- Well, I don’t feel that tired; maybe today will go by quickly.
*10 Minutes Later**
- Maybe not..
- At least the coffee is free.
- Crap. There’s only enough left for one more cup… I don’t want to have to make a new pot.
- I’ll just get some water.
- At least I have a lot of work to keep me busy.
- Now I have to pee…
- Okay. That’s better.
- Might as well fill my water while I’m up.
- Why am I so thirsty?
- I forgot chapstick…
- What if everyone thinks that I have chronic dry lips?!
- Maybe I should let them know… but be subtle.
- “I can’t believe that I forgot chapstick! Worst thing ever! Right?!”
- “SHHHHH”
- “Oops. Sorry…”
- Is it too early for lunch?
**9:05 am**
- Maybe I’ll just have a snack…
- Let’s see what’s in the vending machine.
- I should at least try to be healthy.
- Screw it. I’m getting chips.
- 90 cents? I can swing that.
- What happened?!
- Where are my chips?!
- You $%#%$!@!!! You ate my chips! Stupid machine…
- I didn’t want chips anyways.
- I have to pee again.
- Excuse me ma’am, didn’t you see my feet under the door?
- Now isn’t the time to fix your hair.
- Don’t you know it’s common courtesy not to linger in the bathroom when someone else is in there?
- Can’t I just have one minute to myself? DAMN!
- THAAANNKK YOU!
- Now maybe I can finally get some work done. Some people are just so inconsiderate.
- Wow, it’s already… oh.. 10:31.
- Maybe listening to music will make the time go faster.
- Hmm… OH YEAH! Journey! This is my JAM!
- JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRRRLLL!
- LIVIN’ IN A LONELY WORLD!!
- Are my headphones plugged in all the way?
- Yeah. Okay good.
- SHE TOOK A MIDNIGHT TRAINN…
- Wait, they are plugged in, right?
- Okay. Good.
- Is this too loud? Can they still hear it?
- No. I don’t think.. No. I’m good.
- What’s that? Your daughter is selling what?
- Girl Scout Cookies?
- OF COURSE I’ll buy some of the leftovers.
- GET IN MY BELLY, THIN MINTS.
- ha ha! Oh, trefoils? yeah. those are fine.
- Yeah, I have no idea why you would only have those left either. That’s weird.
- There isn’t any chocolate on them of anything.
- Or any real flavor at all for that matter.
- Thanks so much!
- What are you rambling about over there?
- OH. The vending machine gave you TWO bags of chips?
- That’s weird.
- Good for you…
